Here's the challenge: You must write the most complex function that you can simply to return the number 13337. The winner will be the person who submits the most complex and/or humorous function to complete this task.
Rules:
- Must be in PHP. Sorry, I don't want to waste time trying to figure out your Java function
- Comments do not add to to overall length
- Must not contain any exec() or similar functions
- Submissions must be received by September 1, 2007
The winner and 2 runners-up will have their function posted here.. I don't really have any prizes to give because I'm broke, but isn't the everlasting fame worth it? Get cracking!
All submissions should be sent to _@_._ by the deadline.




August 2nd, 2007 at 7:07 pm
You mean 1337 - right?
August 2nd, 2007 at 7:15 pm
..The title of the website is "13337" is it not?
August 5th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
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January 28th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I know that the contest is over but im knew to php so it was good practise for me..
";
}
echo bcsub($endtime,$starttime,6);
?>
13337";
echo bcsub($endtime,$starttime,6);
?>
January 30th, 2008 at 1:00 am
I think your code got a little bit fucked up.. I'd love to see it, so if you wouldn't mind putting it on pastebin or something, that would be great.
February 1st, 2008 at 5:04 pm
groan, i unfortunately delted it after I submitted it.
But i got the execution time to about 30 seconds I think.
From memory I used rand, arrays, str_replace, substr_replace, implode and even Capitalization lol.
February 1st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
didnt see an edit button so double post..
I found it in recycle bin
http://pastebin.com/m514accfe
February 2nd, 2008 at 1:21 am
Interesting, interesting… Well, if I was still holding the contest, you'd be the best (and, sadly, only) entry. Thanks for digging it up
February 2nd, 2008 at 4:03 am
lol ill take best
April 19th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Late, I know. But I Too have written a little something
http://pastebin.com/f788840c8